Friday, April 14, 2006
Hello,
My name is Kumai. You can probaly guess from name my blog, but I LOVE SONY!!!
Anything from Sony, no matter how much it costly, no matter how much scraps peopel say me it actually, I LOVE IT ALLWAYS!!!
I have written a poem about my Sony Vaio:
a nice kiss cudled the nice Sony Vaio
itself only gave him the plasid fire
the despair shouted from him
you desired her Sony Vaio
we told her a carnal thinking
I told us a delicat hart
you angwish tenderlike
I felt the sad kiss
the spiritless sun died for the Sony Vaio
a spiritless breese died graceful-like
Sony Vaio...
Sony Vaio...
I love you, O Sony Vaio...
That is the ending of my peom itslef
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I now own myself a nice big caravan with a Sony In-Caravan entertainment pleasure array. It gives me head while i drive. Sometimes it bites, and it never swallows, but it can't remember my name or do anything else well. However, she's real purdy with the (lights off) and I have to to give her the boot three times a day or she'll complain.
Thankyou for your comment jiflemon. It is nice to know that others are getting pleasure from the designs of the fine and upstanding Sony Entertainment Corporation
I am looking for someone who can tell me how to fix the left side of my keyboard, it has some pretty noticeable and annoying flex. From time to time, more often than not, I can hear this very hollow sound of the keyboard pounding against the metal under it when those keys are pressed. I popped off the keyboard and noticed that the reason why the left side is bad for that but the centre and right side are extremely solid, 100% flex free is because the optical drive with the metal (let me add very flexy and springy) casing is on the left side. It has a hole cut in the middle of the metal casing of the opt. drive with about a 1-2mm dip down.
I have tried masking tape in that hole, to level it with the rest of the laptop, and ironically it makes the hollow sound worse (very very noticeable). I tried double stick tape, same thing, worse! So what can I do? This has become very annoying and I would like to tighten up this left side somehow. There has to be a way.
I'm in the unfortunate position of being addicted to the beauty of VAIOs and being on a budget. Not good. Anyway, I've found a reasonably priced VAIO which looks okay, but I want your opinion. Here's the link:
http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/Sony_...5E/version.asp
My main gripes are the Celeron processor and the 4200RPM hard disk drive - will I notice a big difference when switching from my desktop's 7200RPM HDD, or will it be negligible? If it really does altar performance a huge amount I'd probably attach a 7200RPM USB HDD, I guess.
Anyway, thanks in advance for analysing this for me .
EDIT: I'll be using this laptop for music, Office applications and internet browsing on Firefox. I'll often be doing all of these at once. I'll also watch movies on it, but I'm sure it can manage that anyway.
Also, if this isn't such a great deal, could someone find me a good-looking, reasonably specced and priced laptop from another brand, perhaps?
Thankyou for your comments pkukdat. The problem with your keyboard is that it is not on a Sony Vaio. If you plug your keyboard into a Sony Vaio, you will not get these problems. In fact, your whole life will be better overall.
I have written a Haiku about this:
Keyboard is flexy
Incomparable Sony Vaio
You can fix keyboard
I like sexy
I also like flexy
It is fixed
Thankyou again for you comments phukdat.
I understand your addiction. It is perfectly normal. You are right to worry about Celeron and 4200rpm HDD in normal circumstances, but rest assured that they will perform 415.27% better in a Sony Vaio.
All hail Sony, twelve legged god of entertainment.
phukov phukov. Your comment is not appreciated. You cannot use the word "sexy" in this blog. Also your poem does not adhere to the strict rules of Haiku. It should be 17 syllables - all one line, or 5-7-5.
You are an unwelcome guest in the house of Sony Vaio.
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My computer has been turning itself off, rather shuting down, as in power just going off, then the computer screen will go black. E.G. when turning on the computer it will load normally then just in any stage of start up or during the use of windows, usually after 2 secs windows has loaded, the computer will just turn off spontaneously. Now it has gotten worse, it will just spontaneously turn off during startup, like after 10 secs after turning the unit on. I am using a sony laptop F-290. Windows 98. I would like to know if you could tell whats wrong. As no one has actually been able to tell me what.
Dear crapliver, I can assure you that either:
(a) nothing is wrong
or
(b) your laptop is an imitation Sony Vaio
regards,
Kumar
I hears that purdy colours n' shiny thangs makes a vurr good computer.
I wants me a vurr good computer of the likes of them thar Sony Vy Yos. Aint nobody can tellum wher n' I can find em.
I wants to put the Vy Yo in the back of my caravan so that the Bint can take the blame for all the kiddie porn I download. Mebbe she'll show her boobs on one of them Camera things, and I can get some durn fool to pay to look at her wrinkled old sacks o' milk.
Hey, does anyone here want to look at my wife's duds?
She gots really big nips from all the kids sucking on them. That the kids in the neighbourhood, they aint my own kids.
I wants the computer to have a good mouse lead, so that I can use it to strangle the slapper during funky funky! I like it when she turns purple and pushes her swollen tongue out like a retard.. Ha Ha. Hell, I feel dirty now, I better haves me a shower. Where did I leave that salt scrub?
Buy Sony Vy Yo. They hurt like barbed wire in your pants. Huh huh huh.
Hey, Kumar, your ass smells of hamster.
What have you been doing with a Hamster you stink monkey?
Didn't your local Guru tell you that a Hamster is for Curry, and not for pleasure?
ur very insulting jiflemon. my ass dosent stink of hamster. ur redneck sheep shaging dog.
I’ll tell you wut. Some people bitch ’bout livin’ in a jungle, and sayin’ they’re depressed. I ain’t namin’ names now. This person might get close enough to me in the next few days to cut me, but I swear… My home shit has been broken since last Friday. I’ve had numerous conversations with the fucktards there, but they’re all just as uncompromisin’ as the next.
I’ve told ‘em a couple times, there temptin’ the hell out of me to give a competitor a shot. If this shit ain’t straightened out by the time I hit the “silver wings” on Friday, I’m gonna fire their ass on Monday. Pricks.
I need this shit. For real. Well, not the blog shit, but the connectivity shit. I can’t be down. How many of y’all took a vacation in the last year where you got charged for it time wise, but were still on call 24/7? Probably not more then a dozen of youin’s if that many.
This sucks. Long story. I’m tired of tellin’ it, and my name, and address and phone number along with it. Ain’t they got caller id?
Today, I figured out I could “tether” my phone and use it as a modem for my laptop. It’s not cable connected, but I’d put it up ‘gainst anybody’s dial up. That phone is a BAMF. It deserves a name. I’m lookin’ for one, but that damned rocket launchin’ YABU has done took up most of the good names for cool stuff. Take, badbadjuju for example. Then the bastid has to go and steal VOODOO WOMAN on top of that. Savy swordsman that Yabu.
He makes good pickled peppers though, and they sit right nice on a barbecue sandwich. Yes, both ingredients will do in a pinch.
I reckon’ I’m gonna name the damned thing “MoJo”. It’s got every damned thing I could want ‘cept pistiol grip ears and a big enough flat spot to rest my beer… and a cooler, and a fish finder, and, uh, well. You get the idea.
Fish finder would rock now.
It looks like a damned ice cream samich. Only the the white parts silver instead of white. I always liked hillbilly chrome. Got some on my truck. It’s holdin’ the driver side Nerf bar up off the ground to keep me from catapultin’ my ass whilst drivin’, or just in general, havin’ the piece that’s broke of completely tear up the driver’s side of the rig. Duct Tape Rules(hear after referred to by the acronym DTR, baby DTR).
I stumbled across some more intel on the Blown-Eyed thing comin’ up. Seem’s there’s a call for coolers and chairs. I’m down with that. Somebody show me the 7-11, I’ll get me a styrofoam MF’er, fill it with beer and ice, and then I won’t have to stand and shower in a bathtub filled with ice in my room in the mornin’.
I do shower. Believe it or not. I was thinkin’ I wasn’t gonna get cold feet like some before I went down, but I might have cold feet standin’ nekkid in the shower trying to do the “I’m freezin’ everything off dance” while the water out the shower head melted the ice.
Basically, all you locals, hell, I appreciate your efforts, but just point me to the damned 7-11, Circle-K, whatever the Arabs monopolized down there and let me at it. I reckon I got a heads up on this too. The place we’re eatin’ on Friday night don’t take plastic. I can only assume they’ve had some bad Mezcan plastic and have decided that green backs are the only way to go. I’m gonna have to go back and look at the menu and see which cheeseburger I’m gonnna order and make sure I’ve got enough jack to cover it. Plus the tip of course. Homework sucks.
Aight, I been wantin’ to post this little bit foa few days now, but since my ISP can’t quit steppin’ on their dick and mine, I’ve had to wait and hook up MoJo to get it right. Here’s the deal. The pictures, if I ever get connected again for real, will come later but my Redder the RedNeck buddy Bob called me up on Sunday.
Asked me if I had a BB gun. Well, no. I got a 22, a 12 gauge, y’ant one of them?
Naw. Too much noise. Aight then.
I go down to the other end of the street where Bob’s at, and sure as shit, the night before his dog had f’d up a coon. Bob said it looked bigger in the dark. Heheheh. Y’all ever heard that one before… ;) I had my camera ’cause I wanted to see what all the ruckus was ’bout and pass it on to y’all for you’re readin’ … uh.. amusement. This damed thing had crawled up a tree, found a fork in it, and had it’s front arms haning through there to support itself. I thought it was havin’ difficulty breathin’ ’cause it had this “motion of the ocean” goin’ on. It looked wounded bad. I think the dog wupped it’s ass.
When I got to takin’ pictures of the thing, I walked back up on a small hill on the other side of the tree that put me ’bout 4 feet from the thing. Now, I don’t know ’bout y’all but I’m thinkin’, damn, if I had a ball bat I could put this sumbitch right on out of it’s misery. Don’t get me wrong now, Bob had called all the people that are supposed to “come to the rescue” for these varmits but they were all balkin’. Talk the talk… kinda shit. Where’s PETA when you need ‘em. I was gonna knock the hell out of it and get on over to the club and fish. Case closed.
— …incomin’ call fucked me, or I did it to mysel… —
Hell, I just got booted… lost my shit. Somebody called and MoJo f’d up I think. Pressin’ back didn’t work. I had another half dozen paragraphs of useless shit but you’ll just have to miss it now. I’ll sum it up. I went to the club, full of beer, full or rods and reels. Forgot tackle box. Didn’t want to drive all the way back home. Went to a bait store closer to the pond. 37$ later, I’m ready. 35$ for lures, and 2$ for a ham samich.
Threw the lure twice. Caught the biggest crappie I’ve ever caught. Pictures come later, maybe, if somebody wants to see. Lets face it, we ain’t talkin’ ’bout Victoria Secret models
redneck thankyou for your comment. i dont understand it, but u r welcum neway.
Thanku
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