Friday, April 14, 2006
Hello,
My name is Kumai. You can probaly guess from name my blog, but I LOVE SONY!!!
Anything from Sony, no matter how much it costly, no matter how much scraps peopel say me it actually, I LOVE IT ALLWAYS!!!
I have written a poem about my Sony Vaio:
a nice kiss cudled the nice Sony Vaio
itself only gave him the plasid fire
the despair shouted from him
you desired her Sony Vaio
we told her a carnal thinking
I told us a delicat hart
you angwish tenderlike
I felt the sad kiss
the spiritless sun died for the Sony Vaio
a spiritless breese died graceful-like
Sony Vaio...
Sony Vaio...
I love you, O Sony Vaio...
That is the ending of my peom itslef
12 Comments:
I now own myself a nice big caravan with a Sony In-Caravan entertainment pleasure array. It gives me head while i drive. Sometimes it bites, and it never swallows, but it can't remember my name or do anything else well. However, she's real purdy with the (lights off) and I have to to give her the boot three times a day or she'll complain.
Thankyou for your comment jiflemon. It is nice to know that others are getting pleasure from the designs of the fine and upstanding Sony Entertainment Corporation
Thankyou for your comments pkukdat. The problem with your keyboard is that it is not on a Sony Vaio. If you plug your keyboard into a Sony Vaio, you will not get these problems. In fact, your whole life will be better overall.
I have written a Haiku about this:
Keyboard is flexy
Incomparable Sony Vaio
You can fix keyboard
Thankyou again for you comments phukdat.
I understand your addiction. It is perfectly normal. You are right to worry about Celeron and 4200rpm HDD in normal circumstances, but rest assured that they will perform 415.27% better in a Sony Vaio.
All hail Sony, twelve legged god of entertainment.
phukov phukov. Your comment is not appreciated. You cannot use the word "sexy" in this blog. Also your poem does not adhere to the strict rules of Haiku. It should be 17 syllables - all one line, or 5-7-5.
You are an unwelcome guest in the house of Sony Vaio.
Please come again.
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Dear crapliver, I can assure you that either:
(a) nothing is wrong
or
(b) your laptop is an imitation Sony Vaio
regards,
Kumar
I hears that purdy colours n' shiny thangs makes a vurr good computer.
I wants me a vurr good computer of the likes of them thar Sony Vy Yos. Aint nobody can tellum wher n' I can find em.
I wants to put the Vy Yo in the back of my caravan so that the Bint can take the blame for all the kiddie porn I download. Mebbe she'll show her boobs on one of them Camera things, and I can get some durn fool to pay to look at her wrinkled old sacks o' milk.
Hey, does anyone here want to look at my wife's duds?
She gots really big nips from all the kids sucking on them. That the kids in the neighbourhood, they aint my own kids.
I wants the computer to have a good mouse lead, so that I can use it to strangle the slapper during funky funky! I like it when she turns purple and pushes her swollen tongue out like a retard.. Ha Ha. Hell, I feel dirty now, I better haves me a shower. Where did I leave that salt scrub?
Buy Sony Vy Yo. They hurt like barbed wire in your pants. Huh huh huh.
Hey, Kumar, your ass smells of hamster.
What have you been doing with a Hamster you stink monkey?
Didn't your local Guru tell you that a Hamster is for Curry, and not for pleasure?
ur very insulting jiflemon. my ass dosent stink of hamster. ur redneck sheep shaging dog.
redneck thankyou for your comment. i dont understand it, but u r welcum neway.
Thanku
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